Scott Aeon Paddy Bear Swan

Got bent out of shape because he is pro-Big Tobacco.

Texts from him on March 25, 2024:

Scott: 7:56 AM I still don’t give any fucks about you

Me: you’re expending a lot of energy that could be going toward your “moon” project, mr. billionaire bullshitter; I hope this drama brings you joy; I thought there was enough drama just living in SF which you purportedly do

Scott: I will be happy once you’re sentenced to jail

Me: please hold your breath then…for the London sex trafficking, right? did you get MI6 on that? I’m shivering in my boots over here <yawn>

Scott: I have one rule Juris Doctor. Don’t tread on me. And you treaded on me you did. So fuck you now. Boooo

Me: tough shit

Scott: I eat senior judges for breakfast …They bow to me fucker

Me: thanks for the content…you DO realize this is admissible?

Scott: You made the mistake of your life fucking with me. I told you it was in your best interest to shut the fuck up. But you too dumb to listen. To in denial about your own bullshit. We coming criminal. It must kill you racist to know I’m fucking rich and you have illegal sex parties

Me: what’s illegal about the parties again?

Scott: I’m glad. Both of my countries know you’re a criminal. And I’m a pitbull. I’m never let go until justice is served. And you’re gonna get it steaming fucking hot like a turd on your small duck.

Me: I must not have sent you my dick pictures.

Scott: So believe me when I say you don’t fucking know who I am but the important people in the world have me on speed dial. Because I’m effective. Swift. Like cheetah. Strong like tiger. You’re a fucking shark and I eat shark soup

Me: shark fin soup is now illegal since you’re so concerned about crime

Scott: Your racist mind is too small to understand, I get it. You’re not a very good lawyer either, and not because you consistently break the law and harm other people, but because you can’t even keep your story straight. You’re bad liar and that’s bad for yoooou.

Me: you’re becoming repetitive and boring; give me some new content for your page…and you swear Peter Thiel is your father? so Thiel is your real last name? you do realize he doesn’t own Facebook, right?he also doesn’t own paypal; he co-founded it; still has nothing to do with you, but you swear he’s your dad and you realize that legitimate sons get their last names from their dads, right? were you born out of wedlock? does he know you’re investigating sex trafficking out of London? your credibility is so easy to chip away. it’s BORING. do you want to name the senior judges you own? might be news to them. And what’s the FBI “case” number for that big file on me you filed on a Sunday? SO BORING. Sober up.

Scott: Cardie B says broke boys don’t deserve bitches. So no bitches for you racist. Boooooo

Me: do you own her too? you know owning judges was a tactic of Apartheid, but me as the father of a biracial daughter, I’m the racist and you’re the billionaire non-racist Afrikaaner who fled your country and brags about the riches you family got from exploiting real native Africans? you’ve never met me and you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, lady. All this tells me that you’re very comfortable with your new profile page and the content you keep giving me for it

Scott: PS I dealt with criminals like you. Butts full of them. I’ve even watched the police turn the key on the jail door lock while the criminal cried for mercy. I said bullshit – that man is a criminal. Now you can go fuck yourself. That’s all.

Me: oh really? didn’t see that on your linkedin page. which criminals? Let me know so I can prove you actually did this? just random ex pat Afrikaaner got all these criminals put away, huh? name ONE. BORINGScott: My address is 1 HACKER WAY. Come get me fucker.

Me: you are not Mark Zuckerberg’s son; keep fantasizing; you’re probably older than him, and he is actually American; get it together with your lying and decide which billionaire your dad is and then try to explain all your fake names; you can’t even afford to live in SF you finally admitted today.

Scott: Fact is, you’re just not intelligent enough to even understand what I’m telling you. Just know you made some hackers very angry and were coming for you, your husband, your filthy friends and all of their bullshit too. Piss yourself – I want you to – but not in the sexy way. I knew you were a shark in 2021. I call my approach: strategy. Step one: wait for you to fall into your own fucking hole.

Me: ok, lady; you’re just too clever and the son of two male hetero billionaires, or is it 3? is Elon Musk your third dad? lost track

Scott: Booooo for Mr Washington or whatever your hat wearing friend’s name is. He’s a sexual predator too. Going on a list. Maybe to jail.

Me: what the HELL are you talking about? I have a friend who wears a hat….

Scott: Did you know I’m The Top 1% Coach – I Coach only best of the best of the beeeeeeeeest #noracists. World Leaders. President Xi – he was my boo when I lived in Beijing. Fucked loads.

Open your fat fucking mouth again you little dick prick. Xi says you disgust him. Go to hell is what is wants to end with.

Me: he knows of me? that’s not crazy

Scott: American president coming for you…I am The Dom and you are worse than shit. If you were in XI’s country it would be a firing squad for you. Yeah, we collaborate on stuff

Scott: But you don’t know that either fucker did you? No, because yoooooou dumb.

Me: what years were you in Beijing, ma’am?

Scott: It’s why I’m Kween of the Castro. We don’t tell traitors like you our secrets because you leak them all over the internet for the world to see all your friends. You fuckin with the wrong nigga

Me: of course you went there

Scott: We put shots in hos like you

Me: so threatening me with guns now

Scott: Strongest man in the village I am. It’s a family thing. DNA. There is no dom above me, just to clarify for your little brain. I am The Dom. The Dom @ 1 Hacker Way. Show me that fat mouth again bitch. Y’all are going away for a looooong time. We don’t like your kind perv, it’s illegal for a reason. This is what happens when prey doesn’t respect its hunter. I have a feeling y’all going on trial as salve handlers. It’s been a long time and this definitely fits the crime. Free the shackles No little bitch. Your mom can’t help you. Now tell me again you know me. Prince of Dubai would also bury you. Harry says the same. He’s not into racists either. His lovely wife is black. They also think you have a small dick – wouldn’t let me go near you they say. Every time I though about coming over I realized y’all are swamp donkies. So I watched instead. Then you fell… a lot. Now you can stay down there. Yes, Harry since I was like… 12. South Africa. He loves it there. I don’t even fucking know your name So imma smoke all the fuck I want you criminal. Rich people do this for fun. Get the baddies. What else would we do with our time? Hunter. Doxxxed. Dead. Who ghetto now punk? Not even in the same universe as me. Your internet doesn’t go where mine does. My jag goes addresses not even on your map. True story. Dumb bitch think she a dikta. Dikta of what? Sincerely, THE DOM @ 1 HACKER WAY, EARTH, MILKY WAY

Texts from him on March 24, 2024:

Scott: I’ve reported you to the Feds, so good luck. PS I’m #1 in the world at what I do. I’m the best. And I smoke a fuck ton. That’s not your business.

Me: Please keep puffing.

Scott: Kisses from my new robot. My team built her. We’re fucking amazing and we’re on the moon criminal. So go fuck yourself while you can. We see you so it’s in your best interest to shut the fuck up. The FBI is coming for you.

Me: So you are too lazy to commit suicide quickly?

Scott: No gurl no. Not even. You’re going all the fucking way down. Effffff Beeeeeee Aiiiiiii. Federal Bureau of Investigation

Me: In Pretoria? No wonder you use fake man names. Yawn.

Scott: How tired are you now bitch? Very. Come for me again bitch. Come at me hard lawyer. My mouth is fucking sharp. You’re getting cut right now.

Me: I have dealt with your type.

Scott: Bet you have. You don’t even fucking know me or my clearance level. Government secrets. We don’t tell you fuckers everything about us. Your computer files have already been seized. Red team. They do it so you don’t know we were there. Stealth. Keep talking dumb fuck. The judge is going to love this cocky attitude of yours. He’ll adjust it quickly.

Me: You’re a clown. Keep embarrassing yourself.

Scott: You’re an ignorant fool desperately trying to discredit an American hero.

Me: Did you forget you rsvp’d and your face and names are on my site now? You are neither American nor a hero.

Scott: More racism. If only you could speak English well I might believe you. My face and name are on Facebook too

Me: You can be front and center posterchild for my site in perpetuity. New Afrikaaner mascot. Help promote your profiles from there.

Scott: Lovely. That sounds like an admission of guilt. Boo for you. I’m done here. Thanks for your time.

Me: Participant with the email receipts. You are not done. Big shot resorting to sex shaming. There are laws against revenge born, fool. I so appreciate the hard evidence, including your begging to attend.

Scott: Sorry, can’t hear you. Too busy driving my Jaguar F-Type Because I’m a rich American hero. My real Daddy owns PayPal. Byeeeeeee…We own Facebook too. My jag is custom. Very pricey. Special release. So fast 0-100 mph in 2.5s. Hey racist, I’m #1 in the world at what I do so good fucking luck. Boo hoo no more kid sex for you. I think I’ll get another award for this yay.

Me: Nothing compares to the biggest douche trophy, surely. You must be a kid if Zuckerberg is your daddy as you say, lady. Good luck proving that. I did not know he was Afrikaaner like you. So many lies. Just because you’re butt hurt about being an addict.

Scott: That’s how powerful I am. You have no power. Never did. Did know my Daddy is Peter Thiel, did you? Wise ass criminal. My friends and I are building the future and we don’t need you in it. We’re cleaning house. Getting rid of the racist rifff raffff. Did you know Peter Thiel is an American, South African and New Zealnder? Viva Pretoria. We fucken rich.

Me: Because of racist imperialism. You enjoyed growing up during apartheid. You must be using pictures from the last millennium because your coffee posting attempt you look so haggard. career coach? https://www.manparties.net/scottswan/ let me know when you’ve had enough; keep refreshing; like you said, #privacymatters, hypocrite

Scott: Proudly South African

Me: nothing wrong with that but you’ve got many other major problems, going apeshit over an innocent comment that had NOTHING to do with you. I hope it was worth it

Scott: It’s really easy to stop all the traffic to your website. Hope you feel like your small dick is big. Hackers are already working against you to ensure my protection. So again, go fuck yourself very much. Dumb fuck. I know about your elected officials who attend also. FBI knows. We know. You’re going to jail with your friend. No sex parties though. Better enjoy your alone time now. You’re going away for a looooooong time. Way longer than your small dick. Plus you’re both ugly with no teeth.

Texts from March 17 through March 23:

Scott: Hey Joseph. This is Aeon. Thanks for sharing your number. How’s it hanging?

Me: hi; where did we meet? I don’t know that name. Never heard of Aeon but I recognize Scott Swan where we spoke on FB earlier today.

Scott: I’ve changed my name But I’m the same person How are you?

Me: I was not aware until just now; you legally changed it?

Scott: It’s all good. I’m still getting used to it. Still working through the motions.

Me: I had your number as (415) 294-0661

Scott: We weren’t personal back then so I used a burner number. We’ve met now [not in person].

Me: you got a burner phone just to communicate with me?

Scott: No. I have a private number I use for random internet men.

Me: oh like a Google Voice

Scott: I don’t like sharing my personal details

Me: well you have to if you want to be invited to my parties; that’s the point of allowing someone into the fold

Scott: Yeah. Not all parties are for me but I’m keen to check yours out. I think y’all are awesome and I’ve heard good things. Plus I think we had good vibes at the pool party.

Me: ok, well glad I found out before you attended; what did you mean you were visiting on FB? don’t you live in the Bay Area?

Scott: I meant id attend a party soon. I’m in the Castro.

Me: ok; just make sure you RSVP. it’s not for public consumption

Scott: Oh, that’s good to know. I’m a private person myself. So I’d expect the same.

Monday, Mar 18 · 10:59 AM

Me: glad you can make it on the 30th

Scott: Me too! Do you know who own bbrt? Are they decent people?

Me: I am not a fan.

Scott: What do you prefer?Do you use any?

Me: I’m on some sites

Scott: I see. I like Facebook

Tuesday · 8:56 AM

everyone who tries to post on the RSVP page has to use a real name (that’s how they can be identified with the corresponding picture) so let me know if your name actually changed or re-post with your real name if you would like to carpool; it’s also imperative your vaccination card and photo ID matches Scott Swan. New people are checked for covid proof in person